What the hell are they DOING up there?

I know quite a few people that live in the beautiful Maryland Courts, but I do not know who lives above me. However, that doesn't stop me from making assumptions about them solely based on the amount of noise they make.

1) They are vampires as their ideal time to stomp around begins at 10pm and stops at approximately 6am.
2) They are large, vampiric rabbits as there is no other explanation as to how the specific hopping noises moving three or four feet with each bang would occur.
3) They are large, vampiric rabbits with obsessive compulsive disorder prompting them to rearrange their furniture at all hours of the night when they are not hopping around. I guess as vampires, moving furniture in the middle of the night would make more sense then, say, the middle of the day.
4) They may or may not enjoy bowling on their wooden floors. However, it sure sounds like they do.


In response to all this racket, and because we act like a bunch of senior citizens, my sister has taken to banging on the ceiling with a broom handle. This approach has, as of yet, failed to quell the bangs, crashes and rumbles. My response is that we should just up and move to the Heights.