Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Gearing Up for That Mirror Maze


As I look forward to camping this weekend, I am fondly remembering an incident from two years ago. As always, we camped for the weekend and then went to Noah's Ark (America's Largest Waterpark). Because we spent the weekend endurance drinking, we decided to continue drinking at the waterpark, especially since all those signs told us not to use the slides while under the influence.

Noah's Ark had just come out with "Noah's Incredible Adventure," a waterless (lame right?) ride. However, sneaking away from the tour guide, my party decided to "ride" the plastic animals, cause a ruckus, but most importantly, master the mirror maze.

Once the maze was sufficiently mastered, it only makes sense to race through it.

That might have been okay had everyone not been wasted off their asses. At a full sprint, my friend Randy ran right into his own reflection, bounced off the mirror and completely laid himself out. It was a speed at which no one could consciously force themselves to run into a wall and it was marvelous.

We have big plans for a spectacular repeat performance this year.

We never learn our lesson.

3 Comments:

At 12:25 PM, Blogger Kyle said...

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At 4:17 PM, Blogger Jenny said...

Very drunk. Drunken, sunburned, bathingsuit-clad idiocy.

 

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