A few random thoughts

1) Those Girls Gone Wild videos really creep me out. Not because they're pornographic or anything like that, but because they advertise on standard television all the time. It's completely feasible that any one of those girls' fathers, uncles, bosses, etc could be suffering from insomnia when low and behold, there she is, jumping around naked or making out with another girl or masturbating or whatever, for all to see. Don't these girls understand the possible implications of their drunken amateur porn? I would imagine they're not the smartest group of ladies.

2) Upon viewing a commercial for Sybaris Pool Suites, I've developed a new dream. It involves a pool suite and a keg - a party if you will.

3) Famous Dave's BBQ is the least attractive restaurant ever. A romantic date should generally not include bbq sauce all over one's face, picking corn out of teeth or the use of wet naps.